World Leader Pretend
I dreamt early this morning that I was in a public bathroom, kind of like the ones you would find at a state park or campground. It must have been co-ed because Janet was there, an alto that I sing with as well as the president. Mr. President was asking Janet about he weather and a hurricane that was coming through. Janet told him what she knew but assured him that he was privy to more accurate information than she. He replied that perhaps he was but he liked to get his information from the common people.
Then the president went into a stall and took a leak.
My dream featured the President of the United States peeing. I hope that I will have subsequent dreams with other world leaders in the bathroom. Perhaps I'll see Jacques Chirac flossing or hear Tony Blair taking a dump.
Then the president went into a stall and took a leak.
My dream featured the President of the United States peeing. I hope that I will have subsequent dreams with other world leaders in the bathroom. Perhaps I'll see Jacques Chirac flossing or hear Tony Blair taking a dump.

3 Comments:
The title of this post should have been World Leader PEEtend.
I bet he didnt even wash his hands after he peed. He seems like that kind of guy. Then he went out and shook hands with his constituents. Gross.
I have a coed bathroom dream about once a month. Why? WHY?
Oh, I love that song!
Like, Tex, I can totally envision him shaking hands with his constituents after peeing and not washing his hands. Nasty!
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