Good Morning Starshine!

"Aw shucks, you're still here." Co-worker

Thanks, it's good to see you today too.

So I spent the hours between 1 AM and 4 AM this morning obsessing over how I need to wash our sheets and possibly rearrange the furniture in the bedroom to make it easier to walk through. Despite this and my insistence that four smoke alarms get installed by yours truly and a six foot ladder yesterday as well as the re-hanging of crooked curtain rods, I insisted to The Husband that my urges are not biological and are merely practical and of sound logic. The Husband laughed at me.

He had another good laugh yesterday as I collapsed in a mini-meltdown. As I sat there crying and exclaiming, "I just want people to stop calling!" He no sooner said, "only two people have called today," when the phone rang. He laughed maniacally. I wept silently. I have been enacting my revenge on said callers by bumping them to the bottom of the "To Call List" every time they inquire as to the vacancy of my uterus.

The in-laws arrive today and as this has been a major stress factor in my life for the past two months, a factor that I have allowed myself to obsess over WAY too much, I am looking forward to being done with it and whatever comes my way.