Secret Last Day

I'm tired from lack of sleep and work isn't going so well today. I'm actually clearing a bunch of stuff off my desk that's been pushed aside. I'm enjoying the fact that I have work to do but I feel awkward and conspicuous. I'm very much looking forward to not coming back here.

I plan on working up until the end ... whenever "the end" is. In order to console myself, I have an unofficial last day just to keep me going. It's Friday, August 12th - a safe nine days after my due date.

The way I see it, if I make it to nine days overdue then the last place I need to be is where I'll be constantly asked why I'm still there.