Open Letter
Dear Dennis,
You're really cramping my style. First of all, The Husband and I went on vacation LAST week and cannot afford another trip especially when the closest available hotel rooms are in Houston for christ's sake. Secondly, I'm not sure that you know this, but I'm pregnant and have been looking forward to my baby shower for MONTHS now. MONTHS! You indicate that you will be heading for the coast on the day of my shower.
Furthermore, it doesn't even look like you are going to hit the city but you know how people are - they leave at the drop of a hat. This means that no one will be around to even attend my shower. I just left a message with a family friend's answering machine promising not to give birth in their living room if they agree to house us Sunday night. They don't live far from here but at least they're out of the city.
Can we strike a deal, Dennis? You continue to head eastward and leave my fair city alone and maybe we can put your name on the shortlist of naming possibilities. Of course, we're having a girl so what do you think of Denise? Dennisha? Denniqua? Drop me a line. And hey, if you could go easy on Pensacola that would mean a lot to me too.
Sincerely,
Kelly
You're really cramping my style. First of all, The Husband and I went on vacation LAST week and cannot afford another trip especially when the closest available hotel rooms are in Houston for christ's sake. Secondly, I'm not sure that you know this, but I'm pregnant and have been looking forward to my baby shower for MONTHS now. MONTHS! You indicate that you will be heading for the coast on the day of my shower.
Furthermore, it doesn't even look like you are going to hit the city but you know how people are - they leave at the drop of a hat. This means that no one will be around to even attend my shower. I just left a message with a family friend's answering machine promising not to give birth in their living room if they agree to house us Sunday night. They don't live far from here but at least they're out of the city.
Can we strike a deal, Dennis? You continue to head eastward and leave my fair city alone and maybe we can put your name on the shortlist of naming possibilities. Of course, we're having a girl so what do you think of Denise? Dennisha? Denniqua? Drop me a line. And hey, if you could go easy on Pensacola that would mean a lot to me too.
Sincerely,
Kelly
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