Primordial Ooze

A weekly email informed me today that "your breasts have probably increased in size and weight significantly and colostrum may begin oozing from your nipples." Oozing? I am slightly phobic of anything squirting out of my breasts and because of this I am going to pretend that they don't exist until the birth of The Baby. Don't get me wrong, I'm all gung-ho for breastfeeding but I'm just not comfortable at this moment with the mechanics involved.

I didn't do anything this weekend except sit on my butt and watch TV. I take that back, I did get some laundry done and the kitchen looks pretty clean but that's about it. I made Chicken Parmesan last night in an attempt to convince myself and The Husband that we can eat well without eating out. It was damn good if I do say so myself. Of course, how can you go wrong with that much cheese? I am now proud owner of a new meat mallet.

The (slightly awkward) Shower that was Thrown in My Honor by My Mother-In-Law that I Could Not Have Possibly Made It To was apparently a success and I appreciate it. I am looking forward to seeing what people have purchased for The Baby. I am really looking forward to our big shower on July 10th since it is co-ed and will involve The Husband and myself. It'll be a nice party and probably the last one that I will go to for quite some time without a diaper bag.