Last Laugh

"Pretty soon there won't be no such thing as men and women. Ya know that, huh? It's already happening in Europe" Male Co-Worker

This is why we don't often hire men in this office.

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I gasped the other day while sitting on the couch. The Husband, concerned, asked me if I was ok. "So THAT'S a rib kick," I said. I feel like I've graduated to a new level.

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When I returned from work yesterday I found a note on my door politely informing me that FedEx had tried to deliver a package and I could sign for redelivery or pick it up that evening. Redelivery, requiring patience, was not an option so I Mapquested directions and off I went to pick up not one but TWO fabulous baby gifts:

and !

I'd say that The Baby is spoiled but in actuality, it's The Husband and I that are totally spoiled. Totally, dude. This is fortunate because if it weren't for friends and family, The Baby would be sleeping with the cats in the laundry basket.

I immediately had to take the co-sleeper out of the box and start playing with it. The Husband watched me struggle and did nothing to assist me when I screamed in exasperation several times. He claims that he way trying to boost my self-confidence by letting me figure it all out but I know that he was just letting me flounder for his own amusement. It's ok because in the next couple of weeks he's going to have to dismantle our bed and move it to another room and it'll be my turn to laugh.