Sharing is Caring
I just feel the need to share what a crazy co-worker just said to me:
"I didn't realize that you were expecting until someone just told me."
Mind you, I've eaten lunch at the same time as her in the same room for the past two days. All I can figure out is that she went to someone after seeing me during lunch and said, "boy, that Kelly sure is packing on the pounds!" I'm six months pregnant. I even LOOK pregnant now. My belly is all round. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Now I understand that she has a lot on her mind since leaving her husband for someone that she met in a DISNEY ONLINE CHAT ROOM. This is the same woman in all seriousness said to me, "sometimes I just fantasize about my husband being dead" and "we get into a lot of debt but then someone dies and we are able to pay it off."
Oh Lord Jehovah God.
"I didn't realize that you were expecting until someone just told me."
Mind you, I've eaten lunch at the same time as her in the same room for the past two days. All I can figure out is that she went to someone after seeing me during lunch and said, "boy, that Kelly sure is packing on the pounds!" I'm six months pregnant. I even LOOK pregnant now. My belly is all round. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Now I understand that she has a lot on her mind since leaving her husband for someone that she met in a DISNEY ONLINE CHAT ROOM. This is the same woman in all seriousness said to me, "sometimes I just fantasize about my husband being dead" and "we get into a lot of debt but then someone dies and we are able to pay it off."
Oh Lord Jehovah God.
1 Comments:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! I think I just peed in my pants a little from laughing so damn hard. She is an IDIOT!
Hahahah!...thats a good one. Man, every once in a while I realize the blessing in disguise that was getting canned.
I have to go watch Starting Over now. :)
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