Big Dork

Ok, remember when I said that I wasn't that into SciFi? Well, that was a slight overstatement since I am sooooooo excited about THIS! The Husband has even agreed to forgo The Bar tomorrow night (the girl in the photo, that's Kate - she knew I was pregnant before any of our friends did - we're very close to our bartenders here in New Orleans). I cannot WAIT to see this film.

I had Japanese for lunch today sans raw fish. I also had a Frappucino Blended Creme in order to be extra late and avoid the entire luncheon at work in honor of my department. I avoided said luncheon because I generally dislike my lot in life ... not that's not true. I avoided it because I can't stand to be condescend to and to paraphrase Mr. Caulfield, "phonies suck ass." I am terribly disinterested in my workplace. This is due to being pregnant and also being underutilized. It's hard to separate the hormones from actual disenfranchisement. If I were not pregnant, I would be looking for another job... or would I?

But wait! This too shall pass.

Fun things about pregnancy:

1. Errant soy sauce that doesn't land on my breasts gets caught on my belly
2. I've declared ladders off limits and do not have to paint our tenant's ceiling
3. I can pretty much declare anything off limits
4. Buying enough Rice Krispies and marshmallows for six batches of Rice Krispie treats seems very practical
5. Everyone looks pregnant to me including our 65 year old male custodian
6. I can wear a tight shirt and blame the baby for my unattractive stomach